Golf
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You play like my vacuum, you suck!
In golf we trust.
I got a hole in one!
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How's my driving?
Would you like a worm for your hook?
I've seen better swings on a tree!
Would you like a drink with your slice?
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
   
I live on greens!